Azeroth wants YOU!

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Azeroth wants YOU!

#1 » Post by Jiranthos » 07 Jul 2017 21:21

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Do you think you have any (or all) of the following characteristics?

  • Diligence
  • Zeal
  • Undying love for your homeland
  • Selflessness
  • Passion
  • Compassion
  • Desire for order and stability
  • Craving to right the wrong


You do? Well, that's just great then!

Try your hand at contributing even more - TrueWow is now looking to fill it's ranks with fresh blood.
Become a Trial Game Master today!

Send a small "About me" detailing your experience and motivation here on TrueWoW, as well as brandishing some achievements and contributions you may have already made, to your friendly neighbour Jiranthos' mailbox (PM) for a superb chance at seeing the inner workings of TrueWoW. Who knows, you might even meet the spinning wheel hamsters that keep things alive!

Join now, for free! It's totally safe!*

*Batteries not included. By sending an application you agree to maybe having dragons breathe fire on you, being morphed or teleported by freak accident, possibly be spaghettified, drowned, burnt, killed, maimed. You agree to work in freezing coldlands and arid deserts. We will not be held accountable for any mishaps occurring from improperly configured flight machines. Have a great day!
P.S. Spinning wheel hamsters are not to be fed under no circumstances!



I'll be waiting for your letters!
Applications are no longer accepted after 7th August.

The stars awake
But we can't see them out
So why pretend?
Is there a train that travels back to yours at 5 AM?
Or are we walking?
Car alarms and leaves that blow
They're calling out our names
But it's gone too far
Your butane mouth will spit me into flames

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Re: Azeroth wants YOU!

#2 » Post by Jiranthos » 19 Jul 2017 21:37

Two and a half weeks remain! :)

The stars awake
But we can't see them out
So why pretend?
Is there a train that travels back to yours at 5 AM?
Or are we walking?
Car alarms and leaves that blow
They're calling out our names
But it's gone too far
Your butane mouth will spit me into flames

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Re: Azeroth wants YOU!

#3 » Post by Jiranthos » 31 Jul 2017 10:37

One week remains! :)

The stars awake
But we can't see them out
So why pretend?
Is there a train that travels back to yours at 5 AM?
Or are we walking?
Car alarms and leaves that blow
They're calling out our names
But it's gone too far
Your butane mouth will spit me into flames

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Re: Azeroth wants YOU!

#4 » Post by Jiranthos » 04 Aug 2017 10:41

3 days remain! If you had cold feet until now, now is the time to down a shot and step up! :)

The stars awake
But we can't see them out
So why pretend?
Is there a train that travels back to yours at 5 AM?
Or are we walking?
Car alarms and leaves that blow
They're calling out our names
But it's gone too far
Your butane mouth will spit me into flames

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Re: Azeroth wants YOU!

#5 » Post by Jiranthos » 06 Aug 2017 21:38

Tomorrow is the last day. Please submit your application. Applications dated August 8th (CET) will no longer be reviewed.

The stars awake
But we can't see them out
So why pretend?
Is there a train that travels back to yours at 5 AM?
Or are we walking?
Car alarms and leaves that blow
They're calling out our names
But it's gone too far
Your butane mouth will spit me into flames

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Re: Azeroth wants YOU!

#6 » Post by Jiranthos » 08 Aug 2017 11:34

The promotion has ended. All applicants will now be evaluated and everyone will be contacted with the results by August 16th.

The stars awake
But we can't see them out
So why pretend?
Is there a train that travels back to yours at 5 AM?
Or are we walking?
Car alarms and leaves that blow
They're calling out our names
But it's gone too far
Your butane mouth will spit me into flames

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Posts: 1511
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Re: Azeroth wants YOU!

#7 » Post by Jiranthos » 12 Aug 2017 20:50

All applicants who didn't withdraw their applications will be contacted today/tomorrow with the results.

The stars awake
But we can't see them out
So why pretend?
Is there a train that travels back to yours at 5 AM?
Or are we walking?
Car alarms and leaves that blow
They're calling out our names
But it's gone too far
Your butane mouth will spit me into flames

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