The 3 word story
Re: The 3 word story
big and greasy
What you visualize is what you create around you.
When you visualize something good or bad you will always get it! So better visualize what you really want
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Drago - Retribution/Protection Paladin [Main]
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Aquanova - Arcane/Fire Mage
Strongtail - Frost/Unholy DK
When you visualize something good or bad you will always get it! So better visualize what you really want
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Aquanova - Arcane/Fire Mage
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Re: The 3 word story
deluxe quarter pounder
" French fries are like steaks, where the potato is the cow and gets cut up, like meat does, only on a smaller scale. "
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Re: The 3 word story
that sang to
" French fries are like steaks, where the potato is the cow and gets cut up, like meat does, only on a smaller scale. "
Re: The 3 word story
Marilyn Monroe dopplegangers
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Noobrassil - Restoration/ Feral Druid PvE
Gigawatt - Elemental Restoration Shaman
Dimitrius - Demonology/ Destruction Warlock
Danik - Holy/ Discipline Priest PvE
Souwcialist - Retribution/ Retribution Paladin
Bigblock - Frost/ Blood Death Knight PvE
Healyoass - Restoration Shaman
Arrowtusk - Marksmanship/ Beast Mastery Hunter[/hide]
Re: The 3 word story
The story so far :
Once upon a time in the west, there was a little horny dragon, with one wing red, one green.
It loved to spend hours fishing, but it couldn't because it had no freaking time! It always sang justin bieber hits in the shower while rubbing its little scaley nipples.
Then, dragon decided to go for sexy-timing with wombats that are amazingly hot. They even sucked his claws. But, he wasn't in the mood to fuck the assholes around here. Then he requested assistance from his hot younger sister who refused everything, because she is a true lady. But then suddenly she installed Tapatalk4 and repeated everything because it's beta ":(" and posted twice.
She then tried to run away tripping on a pile of dildos.... Their mother's dildos! Which were stolen two decades ago.
The dragon burned in a fiery big blue house after being killed in a nightmare by a dildo.
He ate peanuts, and choke himself with his balls that fell off, so he cried like a child and pooped everywhere.
Halion got killed by one clown using two chopsticks to throw turds into his eyes.
The clown then started shouting euphorically at a badger, an evil badger, with fluffy wings and three horns without so much as a penis Jutting awkwardly from a flying condom that smelt like a rotting Frankfurter...
It flew over Thorim's big ass and stuffed itself with vomit's juice behind a dumpster.... The dumpster exploded!
Trash was all over the place.
Professor Putricide gathered all the virgins and gave them one night stand. Then his penis gracefully destroyed itself into a million small blue waffles that fucked wafflets.
They were impregnated... with tiny Gnomes that smelled of raspberry yogurt with maple syrup. They wanted some tits, but they got bunch of dicks that ejaculated and then did nothing.
The gnomes were tossed into a fresh vegetable salad, a tasty salad.
I ate it, God dammit Nyaneve. I ate Nyaneve.
I dissected you with my long double edged knife with sharp spikes. You bled out like a teenage and got rescued by a fireman.
Then the dragon got a mouthful of the warm turtle fire power and shot 9000 rocket propelled grenades filled with cream.
A mage froze a big tree which shielded Drago and blessed him. Satan got pissed, he shot Nyaneve but somehow missed and hit her old friend Drago.
He killed Nyaneve but Jesus resurrected and committed suicide.
The corpse ran into a pub and ordered fahita. It made me sleep like a vagon in a nazi beer fest.
Hitler woke me and died instantly.
Meanwhile, the dragon transformed into a super cute butterfly and some peanuts made peanut butter, and jam sandwich. The sandwich was out of date before the patch that ruined everything then he fell on lebanon beach and got shot in the penis. The penis was arocks valued treasure to fuck up Roel's server known as Truewow. Then, suddenly, an oven starts burning his big round potato.
The microwave was out of control. It burst into dust. and then disappeared, leaving him so burnt that it combust into a fiery phoenix!
The phoenix ate the special eyes. It saved Harry from a damned big yellow buffoon that raped a snake named Nagini.
Then a dwarf ate the snake and laid eggs.
One month later the dwarf died and tap danced as a cadaver on top of a motherless ogre who sucked a big black Lollypop.
Three millennium later, Truewow became a french fry eating big booty dinosaur that shitted out ( Fjord Best EU ).
Then Fjord attacked the based god pissing on wizards that had aids.
Fjord then continued to call Ben the lord of charging without cooldowns.
The flying Spaghetti chased him down to rape his big and greasy deluxe quarter pounder ( That ) are made from pink jelly babies that sang to Marilyn Monroe dopplegangers while snorting cocaine.
- carrying on-
Petne immatur GM
Once upon a time in the west, there was a little horny dragon, with one wing red, one green.
It loved to spend hours fishing, but it couldn't because it had no freaking time! It always sang justin bieber hits in the shower while rubbing its little scaley nipples.
Then, dragon decided to go for sexy-timing with wombats that are amazingly hot. They even sucked his claws. But, he wasn't in the mood to fuck the assholes around here. Then he requested assistance from his hot younger sister who refused everything, because she is a true lady. But then suddenly she installed Tapatalk4 and repeated everything because it's beta ":(" and posted twice.
She then tried to run away tripping on a pile of dildos.... Their mother's dildos! Which were stolen two decades ago.
The dragon burned in a fiery big blue house after being killed in a nightmare by a dildo.
He ate peanuts, and choke himself with his balls that fell off, so he cried like a child and pooped everywhere.
Halion got killed by one clown using two chopsticks to throw turds into his eyes.
The clown then started shouting euphorically at a badger, an evil badger, with fluffy wings and three horns without so much as a penis Jutting awkwardly from a flying condom that smelt like a rotting Frankfurter...
It flew over Thorim's big ass and stuffed itself with vomit's juice behind a dumpster.... The dumpster exploded!
Trash was all over the place.
Professor Putricide gathered all the virgins and gave them one night stand. Then his penis gracefully destroyed itself into a million small blue waffles that fucked wafflets.
They were impregnated... with tiny Gnomes that smelled of raspberry yogurt with maple syrup. They wanted some tits, but they got bunch of dicks that ejaculated and then did nothing.
The gnomes were tossed into a fresh vegetable salad, a tasty salad.
I ate it, God dammit Nyaneve. I ate Nyaneve.
I dissected you with my long double edged knife with sharp spikes. You bled out like a teenage and got rescued by a fireman.
Then the dragon got a mouthful of the warm turtle fire power and shot 9000 rocket propelled grenades filled with cream.
A mage froze a big tree which shielded Drago and blessed him. Satan got pissed, he shot Nyaneve but somehow missed and hit her old friend Drago.
He killed Nyaneve but Jesus resurrected and committed suicide.
The corpse ran into a pub and ordered fahita. It made me sleep like a vagon in a nazi beer fest.
Hitler woke me and died instantly.
Meanwhile, the dragon transformed into a super cute butterfly and some peanuts made peanut butter, and jam sandwich. The sandwich was out of date before the patch that ruined everything then he fell on lebanon beach and got shot in the penis. The penis was arocks valued treasure to fuck up Roel's server known as Truewow. Then, suddenly, an oven starts burning his big round potato.
The microwave was out of control. It burst into dust. and then disappeared, leaving him so burnt that it combust into a fiery phoenix!
The phoenix ate the special eyes. It saved Harry from a damned big yellow buffoon that raped a snake named Nagini.
Then a dwarf ate the snake and laid eggs.
One month later the dwarf died and tap danced as a cadaver on top of a motherless ogre who sucked a big black Lollypop.
Three millennium later, Truewow became a french fry eating big booty dinosaur that shitted out ( Fjord Best EU ).
Then Fjord attacked the based god pissing on wizards that had aids.
Fjord then continued to call Ben the lord of charging without cooldowns.
The flying Spaghetti chased him down to rape his big and greasy deluxe quarter pounder ( That ) are made from pink jelly babies that sang to Marilyn Monroe dopplegangers while snorting cocaine.
- carrying on-
Petne immatur GM
teh char list ( 80s ) :
Jynx / Zubat / Alyce ( Swagmourne ) / Discord / Redtube
Disruption / Perplexity / Magejkdruid / Swagstormxqt ( Swagmobile )
Vinegar ~ Lvl 51 Rogue
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
[Guild] [Angrycow]: nice to meet u im Sava and im really horny person
kindzadza ily
Jynx / Zubat / Alyce ( Swagmourne ) / Discord / Redtube
Disruption / Perplexity / Magejkdruid / Swagstormxqt ( Swagmobile )
Vinegar ~ Lvl 51 Rogue
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
[Guild] [Angrycow]: nice to meet u im Sava and im really horny person
kindzadza ily
Re: The 3 word story
the camel rider
Edit. You saw nothing.
Edit. You saw nothing.
Last edited by Souw on 02 Jul 2014 02:20, edited 1 time in total.
[hide="Character List"]Souw - Arms/ Fury Warrior
Noobrassil - Restoration/ Feral Druid PvE
Gigawatt - Elemental Restoration Shaman
Dimitrius - Demonology/ Destruction Warlock
Danik - Holy/ Discipline Priest PvE
Souwcialist - Retribution/ Retribution Paladin
Bigblock - Frost/ Blood Death Knight PvE
Healyoass - Restoration Shaman
Arrowtusk - Marksmanship/ Beast Mastery Hunter[/hide]
Re: The 3 word story
I was continuing from Darchow's post. After the fullstop, "Petne immatur GM decided to ban"Souw wrote:Nyaneve wrote:decided to ban
Last one was with a dot at the end. Try turning the D into a capital so at least it can continue with some sense.
, the headmaster had,
Well shit, now it makes no sense
Re: The 3 word story
farmed by tsg
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Re: The 3 word story
rhubarb custard pie
" French fries are like steaks, where the potato is the cow and gets cut up, like meat does, only on a smaller scale. "
Re: The 3 word story
that took extazy.
[hide="Character List"]Souw - Arms/ Fury Warrior
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Gigawatt - Elemental Restoration Shaman
Dimitrius - Demonology/ Destruction Warlock
Danik - Holy/ Discipline Priest PvE
Souwcialist - Retribution/ Retribution Paladin
Bigblock - Frost/ Blood Death Knight PvE
Healyoass - Restoration Shaman
Arrowtusk - Marksmanship/ Beast Mastery Hunter[/hide]
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