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[Naxp]

[Guild] [Naxp]: EZ SHORTCUT - Died in Fjord by fatigue, spawned in Tundra
[Guild] [Awwyeah]: Once i died in Peaks, spawned in tundra
[Guild] [Naxp]: hacker
[Guild] [Emob]: i died due to fatigue then died as ghost again

[Naxp]

another one

*GuildRaid wipe*
[Raid] [Drmage]: i have 85 gold left better get your shit together

[zyoshi]

[4. LookingForGroup] [Stocker]: do u know what is
[4. LookingForGroup] [Stocker]: WG ?
[4. LookingForGroup] [Stormn]: yes
[4. LookingForGroup] [Stormn]: winterspring battle

[4. LookingForGroup] [Stormn]: wg in winterspring -_-
[4. LookingForGroup] [Stocker]: rofl
[4. LookingForGroup] [Stormn]: rofl at you :p

[chickenbutt]

On 2016-03-12, at 16:56, Lutfy wrote:
> I found a dildo in my mom's closet when I was 7 shit was scary 'cause I thought it was a real I ain't know I thought it was a real nigga dick in the closet and I wasn't out searchin' for dicks the dick found me I was in the closet lookin' for snacks I saw a penis shit was huge .. and I was scared boy I ain't know what to do . . . so I took it and put it in my shoe box and waited for my dad to come home from work I had to tell somebody you don't just FIND dicks everyday in the closet and I didn't just put it in the shoebox and walk away no it was too risky . . . I carried that muhfucka with me everywhere I went .. my brother said ". . . What's in the box CJ---" "NOT DICK " And I think that sorta gave it away bit I ain't know no better I was 7 .. I'm in the bathroom takin shits next to the dick eatin' cereal with the muhfucka I asked the dick if it was hungry . . . Then finally my dad comes home I said "Dad follow me " .. I went in the garage I put the box on the table I said "Dad there's a peterwhacker in the package " . . . He said "What " "THERE'S A DICK IN THE BOX DAD I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT THERE " .. my dad opened the box, he said "What the fuck .. CJ where you find this at!" I said "I don't know dad it was in the box with the shoes you got me " .. he said "CJ . . . Where did you get the peterwhacker " .. "It was in mom's closet dad I was lookin' for snacks " .. I snitched And I still thought my mom was goin' to jail for cuttin' a nigga dick off and puttin' it in the closet
> So me and my dad in the living room .. my dad standing up, waitin' for my mom to come home with the dick behind his back like this was normal I said "Dad I don't think you should hold it like that " he said "SHUDDUP CJ" My mom unlock the door, my dad throw it at her it her lip .. he said "WTF IS THAT TASHA !" .. my mom had groceries in her hand too she said "What" .. he said "THE BIG ASS DICK CJ FOUND IN YA CLOSET ! HE PUT IN HIS SHOEBOX" oooh you snitchin' ass muhfucka >:( >:( I trusted you >:( >:( you bald pecan head muhfucka >:( >:( my mom looked right at me .. "WTF YOU DOING IN MY CLOSET CJ!" .. I said "WHY YOU CUTTING PEOPLE PETERWHACKERS OFF MOM" .. sonn when I tell you she beat my ass with that peterwhacker boy like I ain't even do nothin' I was so mad I called the cops I said "Hello yeah my mom got somebody dick her closet " .. I snitched I had to she beat my ass with the dick, what was I supposed to do

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[Wilcox]

lol fucking lutfy, always makes me crack up

[Matsy]

lmao lutfy

[Jimmydoo]

[G] [***]: i got into a bar fight last september with a co worker
[G] [***]: a female
[G] [***]: at my work
[G] [@@@]: I hope you trashed her
[G] [***]: well, i didnt eat anything all day and we slammed 3 pitchers in 30 minutes
[G] [***]: so i was fucking trashed, more so than last night
[G] [$$$]: pitchers of just beer?
[G] [***]: yes
[G] [$$$]: lightweights
[G] [***]: like i said i didnt eat all day
[G] [***]: and we had a shot each to get the blood going
[G] [@@@]: you have to learn how to use IMPERATIVE deep voic tone
[G] [$$$]: lol,
[G] [***]: so anyway
[G] [@@@]: that often prevents fighting
[G] [***]: co worker is very young, 19 at the time
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[G] [***]: she is like oh give me a hug and im like fine
[G] [+++]: this better lead to sex
[G] [***]: and she turns and bites my fucking ear
[G] [***]: and rips
[G] [+++]: or imma be dissapointed
[G] [***]: and i wear steel loops so it fucking tore
[G] [@@@]: what was she ...Tyson
[G] [***]: thats what i nickname her now
[G] [+++]: Michelle Tyson*
[G] [@@@]: yep
[G] [***]: so she fucking snaps her teeth in my face and says she is going to bite my face off
[G] [***]: and then i fucking lost it
[G] [AAA]: Doctor to me: Do you know your Blood type? Me: Yes O positive. Whats yours Doc? Doctor: I am an A, A positive. Me: Yes you are.
[G] [+++]: bathsalts were involved
[G] [AAA]: #SmoothAsFuck
[G] [***]: lmao
[G] [***]: so i grabbed her by the throat and squeezed
[G] [***]: and kept squeezing until she went limp
[G] [@@@]: I would of lost it too...that's crazy...but crazy shit happens
[G] [***]: lips turned blue
[G] [$$$]: that aint a fight
[G] [***]: breath ragged in her throat
[G] [***]: she assaulted me
[G] [***]: and i choked her out
[G] [***]: thats a fight bro
[G] [***]: i didnt want to fucking punch her lights out, i was still at work
[G] [$$$]: still not a fight, you wrecked her. that's more of a steamroll
[G] [***]: bitch made me bleed i made her say night night

[Wilcox]

Mihana blows you a kiss.

omg

[Hansrutger]

Bang's laugh on mumble:
[22:30:59] [R] [80:Tyson:3]: bang you woke up my grandma...

[Wilcox]

lmfao that fucker

[chickenbutt]

[22:06:49][7. world] [Depay]: benta
[22:06:52][7. world] [Depay]: swallowed a cock

[Fastor]

and thats funny????

[chickenbutt]

The deliverance is everything. The fact that he just wrote "benta", as if he was addressing him put us all on edge for what he was about to say. Would Benta acknowledge his message? Would it change what Depay was about to say? Then, he hit us with the #truth classic. Come on, how is that not funny.

[Matsy]

Its funny cos its true.

[Wilcox]

Its funny cos its true.