Ode to TrueWoW
Ode to TrueWoW
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a server to hack,
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind, and he was willing to DDOS attack,
When he came across a server admin, operating a WoW server and admin'ing it hot,
And the Devil jumped upon his keyboard and said "Boy let me tell you what."
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm an admin too,"
"And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you,"
"Now you admin a pretty good server, boy, but give the Devil his due"
"I bet a hacker can make you suffer, and make the players too"
The server admin said "My name's Roel and it might be a sin,"
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been."
Roel you get your command screens up and play your keyboard hard.
'Cause hells broke loose on TrueWoW and the hacker deals the cards.
And if you win you get to ban the hackers IP and toons
But if you lose, the server turns to ruins
The Devil opened up IRC and he said "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he told his hacker "Go!"
And the hacker's Matrix monitors came alive and made an evil hiss.
Then a band of script kiddies joined in and it sounded something like this.
(sound of keyboards clacking away and Mountain Dew Code Red being sucked down)
When the Devil/Hacker finished, Roel said "Well you're pretty good ol' son."
"But sit right down in front of your monitor, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the mountain, run hacker run.
The Devil's in TrueWoW and he's having too much fun.
Items in the AH, disappearing now.
What happened to my account, WTF how?
(song will finish when hacker is truly gone)
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind, and he was willing to DDOS attack,
When he came across a server admin, operating a WoW server and admin'ing it hot,
And the Devil jumped upon his keyboard and said "Boy let me tell you what."
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm an admin too,"
"And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you,"
"Now you admin a pretty good server, boy, but give the Devil his due"
"I bet a hacker can make you suffer, and make the players too"
The server admin said "My name's Roel and it might be a sin,"
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been."
Roel you get your command screens up and play your keyboard hard.
'Cause hells broke loose on TrueWoW and the hacker deals the cards.
And if you win you get to ban the hackers IP and toons
But if you lose, the server turns to ruins
The Devil opened up IRC and he said "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he told his hacker "Go!"
And the hacker's Matrix monitors came alive and made an evil hiss.
Then a band of script kiddies joined in and it sounded something like this.
(sound of keyboards clacking away and Mountain Dew Code Red being sucked down)
When the Devil/Hacker finished, Roel said "Well you're pretty good ol' son."
"But sit right down in front of your monitor, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the mountain, run hacker run.
The Devil's in TrueWoW and he's having too much fun.
Items in the AH, disappearing now.
What happened to my account, WTF how?
(song will finish when hacker is truly gone)
Re: Ode to TrueWoW
Lol did it take you long to fit the lyrics with the same amount of beats as the orginal and/or GH3 version.
Re: Ode to TrueWoW
Hahaha amazing.
Kraith - RIP Maelstrom - 80 Troll Huntard
Retired GM, Inactive from game/forum
Retired GM, Inactive from game/forum
Re: Ode to TrueWoW
wow, grats, nice one!
good to read something interesting here once in a while
good to read something interesting here once in a while
Re: Ode to TrueWoW
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHA
ROFL
man! Nomadi, u rule dude! epic poem, cant wait to see the rest of it man
ur really awsome /hail nomadi the boss
ROFL
man! Nomadi, u rule dude! epic poem, cant wait to see the rest of it man
ur really awsome /hail nomadi the boss
teh char list ( 80s ) :
Jynx / Zubat / Alyce ( Swagmourne ) / Discord / Redtube
Disruption / Perplexity / Magejkdruid / Swagstormxqt ( Swagmobile )
Vinegar ~ Lvl 51 Rogue
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
[Guild] [Angrycow]: nice to meet u im Sava and im really horny person
kindzadza ily
Jynx / Zubat / Alyce ( Swagmourne ) / Discord / Redtube
Disruption / Perplexity / Magejkdruid / Swagstormxqt ( Swagmobile )
Vinegar ~ Lvl 51 Rogue
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
[Guild] [Angrycow]: nice to meet u im Sava and im really horny person
kindzadza ily
Re: Ode to TrueWoW
Reading that makes me feel ashamed to call myself a writer, cause 'dat's real gold ya got right there!
The Fresh Prince of TrueWoW
I don't care if you got the best gear in the game
Don't you want rewards from The Burning Crusade?
LEARN TO PLAY!
Kelor Level 80 Undead Warrior (Retired)
Kelly Level 80 Blood Elf Rogue
Frieza Level ?? Galactic Overlord
Quarashi Leveling Blood Elf Palydan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-139teZQw
Best Quote Evar:
I don't care if you got the best gear in the game
Don't you want rewards from The Burning Crusade?
LEARN TO PLAY!
Kelor Level 80 Undead Warrior (Retired)
Kelly Level 80 Blood Elf Rogue
Frieza Level ?? Galactic Overlord
Quarashi Leveling Blood Elf Palydan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-139teZQw
Best Quote Evar:
Seneschalla wrote:Kelor! XD You're still the syrup to my waffles. Always have been, always will be :P
Re: Ode to TrueWoW
Yes. Bravo. /applause
And for various reasons that makes me want to listen to The Best Song In The World (Tribute) again. Now where did I put Tenacious D cd's?
And for various reasons that makes me want to listen to The Best Song In The World (Tribute) again. Now where did I put Tenacious D cd's?
Re: Ode to TrueWoW
I got it! I know how we can beat the hacker! We just have to stay in the forest, killing boars
The Fresh Prince of TrueWoW
I don't care if you got the best gear in the game
Don't you want rewards from The Burning Crusade?
LEARN TO PLAY!
Kelor Level 80 Undead Warrior (Retired)
Kelly Level 80 Blood Elf Rogue
Frieza Level ?? Galactic Overlord
Quarashi Leveling Blood Elf Palydan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-139teZQw
Best Quote Evar:
I don't care if you got the best gear in the game
Don't you want rewards from The Burning Crusade?
LEARN TO PLAY!
Kelor Level 80 Undead Warrior (Retired)
Kelly Level 80 Blood Elf Rogue
Frieza Level ?? Galactic Overlord
Quarashi Leveling Blood Elf Palydan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-139teZQw
Best Quote Evar:
Seneschalla wrote:Kelor! XD You're still the syrup to my waffles. Always have been, always will be :P
Re: Ode to TrueWoW
thats Op, plz move 2 off topic tho...
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