Ode to TrueWoW

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Nomadi

Ode to TrueWoW

#1 » Post by Nomadi » 26 Jun 2011 08:12

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a server to hack,
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind, and he was willing to DDOS attack,
When he came across a server admin, operating a WoW server and admin'ing it hot,
And the Devil jumped upon his keyboard and said "Boy let me tell you what."
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm an admin too,"
"And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you,"
"Now you admin a pretty good server, boy, but give the Devil his due"
"I bet a hacker can make you suffer, and make the players too"
The server admin said "My name's Roel and it might be a sin,"
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best that's ever been."

Roel you get your command screens up and play your keyboard hard.
'Cause hells broke loose on TrueWoW and the hacker deals the cards.
And if you win you get to ban the hackers IP and toons
But if you lose, the server turns to ruins

The Devil opened up IRC and he said "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he told his hacker "Go!"
And the hacker's Matrix monitors came alive and made an evil hiss.
Then a band of script kiddies joined in and it sounded something like this.
(sound of keyboards clacking away and Mountain Dew Code Red being sucked down)

When the Devil/Hacker finished, Roel said "Well you're pretty good ol' son."
"But sit right down in front of your monitor, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the mountain, run hacker run.
The Devil's in TrueWoW and he's having too much fun.
Items in the AH, disappearing now.
What happened to my account, WTF how?

(song will finish when hacker is truly gone) :D

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Axxo

Re: Ode to TrueWoW

#2 » Post by Axxo » 26 Jun 2011 08:26

That was a nice poem. :D

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Tuffeyy

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#3 » Post by Tuffeyy » 26 Jun 2011 08:40

Lol did it take you long to fit the lyrics with the same amount of beats as the orginal and/or GH3 version.

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Re: Ode to TrueWoW

#4 » Post by Kraith » 26 Jun 2011 08:46

Hahaha amazing.
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narcissa

Re: Ode to TrueWoW

#5 » Post by narcissa » 26 Jun 2011 10:29

wow, grats, nice one!
good to read something interesting here once in a while

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Re: Ode to TrueWoW

#6 » Post by Darchrow » 26 Jun 2011 12:03

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHA
ROFL
man! Nomadi, u rule dude! epic poem, cant wait to see the rest of it man :)
ur really awsome /hail nomadi the boss
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Re: Ode to TrueWoW

#7 » Post by Kelor » 26 Jun 2011 12:38

Reading that makes me feel ashamed to call myself a writer, cause 'dat's real gold ya got right there! :D
The Fresh Prince of TrueWoW

I don't care if you got the best gear in the game
Don't you want rewards from The Burning Crusade?
LEARN TO PLAY!


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Ondo

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#8 » Post by Ondo » 26 Jun 2011 12:46

Yes. Bravo. /applause

And for various reasons that makes me want to listen to The Best Song In The World (Tribute) again. Now where did I put Tenacious D cd's? :D

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Re: Ode to TrueWoW

#9 » Post by Kelor » 26 Jun 2011 14:00

I got it! I know how we can beat the hacker! We just have to stay in the forest, killing boars
The Fresh Prince of TrueWoW

I don't care if you got the best gear in the game
Don't you want rewards from The Burning Crusade?
LEARN TO PLAY!


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Kelor Level 80 Undead Warrior (Retired)
Kelly Level 80 Blood Elf Rogue
Frieza Level ?? Galactic Overlord
Quarashi Leveling Blood Elf Palydan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-139teZQw

Best Quote Evar:
Seneschalla wrote:Kelor! XD You're still the syrup to my waffles. Always have been, always will be :P

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SinanOmmaya

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#10 » Post by SinanOmmaya » 26 Jun 2011 14:09

/forgive Nomdai for killing all the ally alts in redridge :D

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Kyonshi

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#11 » Post by Kyonshi » 26 Jun 2011 16:08

Great poem

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Warpath

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#12 » Post by Warpath » 26 Jun 2011 16:15

nice.

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Re: Ode to TrueWoW

#13 » Post by Glacius » 26 Jun 2011 17:59

thats Op, plz move 2 off topic tho...

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Re: Ode to TrueWoW

#14 » Post by warlinux » 26 Jun 2011 19:45

owned.
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Cover25

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#15 » Post by Cover25 » 26 Jun 2011 20:07

Pure win

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