Some PDF files of "thought-provoking" poetry

#1 » Post by **kiril** » 10 Jun 2015 19:26

Just a collection of musings I've made over the years.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/c6sd0 ... xe/PDF.zip

#2 » Post by **Lhotsegirl** » 16 Jun 2015 14:14

I love reading poetry, but I wont open these files for security reasons, why not post your writings into the forum itself?

Regards,

Krystyna aka Annapurna

#3 » Post by **kiril** » 17 Jun 2015 09:41

It's more interesting to trust me instead and STILL get the same thing -- more conveniently. PDF file, please research what that means

Best regards,

Me.

#4 » Post by **Lhotsegirl** » 18 Jun 2015 03:38

kiril wrote:It's more interesting to trust me instead and STILL get the same thing -- more conveniently. PDF file, please research what that means

Best regards,

Me.

How poetic.....

Politely put, perhaps you need to trust me, research and realise that PDF's can and do cause damage, and is why I dont open PDF's from people I do not know...

Something as simple as opening a PDF file can infect your computer, and potentially allow malicious hackers to gain access to your computer network. Just the simple act of opening the PDF file can exploit a vulnerability to automatically download malicious code from the internet, and display a decoy PDF file to trick you into believing that nothing wrong has happened.

I offered you a constructive comment and suggestion to overcome this problem to protect others from harm.

Here's a video from Sophos Labs.....

And you told me to research... I didn't need to... I knew this already....

There's plenty of poetry elsewhere to read....

Have a great day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Ou9Dhzf9s

[YouTube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Ou9Dhzf9s[/YouTube]

#5 » Post by **kiril** » 18 Jun 2015 08:07

It's just better to know that there are brighter people out there than you. I'm one of them. Have a bad day for hating all people.

#6 » Post by **Lhotsegirl** » 18 Jun 2015 09:38

kiril wrote:It's just better to know that there are brighter people out there than you. I'm one of them. Have a bad day for hating all people.

So, you decide to resort to insults in order to win your argument.... which means you may have been a loser in this one...

Okay then... here's some advice for you, aimed specifically for losers such yourself when you lose an argument, and its on how to have a better life. Dont worry, no need to be embarrassed or ashamed... we've all been there at some point...

First of all, if you are a fat twelve year old getting made fun of in the McDonald's drive-thru, STOP GOING TO MCDONALD'S. There's no better way to take an asshole down a peg than to outwit them. Then again if they fire back with something better which you can't top, you're just going to look like an idiot, so use insults with caution. Unless you don't give a damn, which is how it should be, so carry on.

Second, go take up some sort of hobby or sport that will increase your confidence, such as wrestling, boxing, weight lifting, running, swimming, or any sport. It's 100 times easier to brush off the words of a douche bucket when you know you can hold your own if things get physical. But let me be clear: I'm not suggesting you should instigate a fight or any kind of violence. Just develop some physical strength or skills so you'll have confidence knowing you can stand your ground.

Third, hang around funny, witty people; read funny, witty books; and watch funny, witty shows and movies so you can develop your own funny, witty personality. Chirping out the crap on this page will only get you so far. More important is to develop your own style and be able to think on your feet. The first step in developing that social skill is to constantly expose yourself to people you want to be like. I can't really give you advice on hanging out with funny people--just go meet people until you find a funny one and then make friends with them. How do you make friends with them? Be nice, take genuine interest in things they like, and never insult or criticize them.

As for shows...

I recommend you watch shows like The League, Archer, and maybe Whose Line Is It Anyway. The League (on FX) is the funniest show on TV about a group of friends who talk trash--friendly, but stinging and hilarious trash--to each other about their fantasy football teams. Don't know anything about football? That's okay. You don't need to know anything about football to enjoy the show anymore than you need to know about medicine to enjoy Grey's Anatomy or House. Notice the attitude, tone, and style of wit these characters use. Then try to mimic that style in real life.

Archer (also on FX) is a hilarious cartoon about a narcissistic secret agent who just doesn't give a fuck and spouts off funny one-liners and insults like it's going to get him laid. It actually does get him laid, but it's also a fictional cartoon, so don't get too excited. And finally, Whose Line Is It Anyway is just a hilarious improv comedy show, but if you play the games on the show with your friends and family, it will inprove your ability to improvise, come up with quality lines off the top of your head, and be funny. I actually REALLY recommend you join an improv group in your area if you can. Because practice makes perfect.

As for books...

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell by Tucker Max is hands down the funniest book I've ever read in my life. Since I probably can't do a good description justice, here are the words of the author straight from his website:

"My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world."

If you want a primer on how not to give a damn and live life on your own terms, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell is a collection of stories about exactly that, chronicling all the ridiculous situations he gets himself into, and all the hilarious, witty things he says and does throughout. I'm not going to lie, this book is a huge inspiration to me and his style has definitely shaped my own.

Another great book to read if you want to draw from an ocean of wit is Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox. Holy hell. If the dictionary had picture references, this guy's mug would be next to the word "funny." Again, I probably can't do a description justice, so I'll just recommend one of the funniest things he's written, and you'll know from there whether his book is worth the read: Crappy Children's Artwork and Crappy Children's Art - Part 2. You're welcome.

Finally, if you just feel like you lack general social skills, or you just want to be more personable in general, this book will change your life: How to Win Friends & Influence People
There are plenty of websites around on how to improve the three most important facets of your life: health, wealth, and relationships. I know for a fact, from my own personal experience and the stories of countless others, that if you focus on yourself first, everything else will follow. If you live your own life by your own standards, develop your own values and decide what's most important to you OUTSIDE of other people, then people will find you more attractive. People in general will want to be around you, and the opposite sex will want to be a part of your life... and bang you. All good things.

Some of those websites are quite good, and can guide you on:

Coming up with your own set of values and principles and sticking with them no matter what
Advice, links, and other resources on eating right, getting physically fit, and how to defend yourself
Choosing proper role models (hint: start reading biographies of successful people)
How to deal with bullies
How to make friends (start with this book: How to Win Friends & Influence People)
How to make money, manage your finances, and get rich. Really.
A lot of stuff on how to meet, talk to, and escalate romance with women.

Good luck in your quest for success...

#7 » Post by **kiril** » 18 Jun 2015 15:28

Very useful information. I'll be sure to consider it.. since you're like 40 and plays video games and all.. you're just wise beyond extent. Except like.. maybe in gun-slinging societies such as these, your words are shit and your ways are out-of-date

Get it? Bang you? As in.. yeah, gunslinging really is a thing. Fucking the wrong woman always tends to get a guy hurt. Bitches are a pain.

#8 » Post by **ItchyVortex** » 18 Jun 2015 15:45

Seriously now, this could be legit but it smells terribly fishy.

You registered on the forum just to share a .RAR of "musics" that you could upload to youtube / soundcloud, a bunch of .PDF's that u could upload to 5 trillion different websites and whenever someone gives you a suggestion you just sling shit at them?

Edit: And yes, malware can be attached to .PDF

#9 » Post by **Zan** » 18 Jun 2015 16:08

Sounds fishy indeed.

#10 » Post by **kiril** » 18 Jun 2015 16:49

Plenty of fish in the sea, yo!

http://postimg.org/image/7m6ngvgpp/

#11 » Post by **Karter** » 18 Jun 2015 17:55

Watch out everyone, he's gonna hack your family with a PDF.
/sarcasm off

Interesting writing, I didn't read it all, just went through it real quick, I'll get to it sooner or later.

#12 » Post by **kiril** » 18 Jun 2015 19:28

ItchyVortex wrote:Seriously now, this could be legit but it smells terribly fishy.

You registered on the forum just to share a .RAR of "musics" that you could upload to youtube / soundcloud, a bunch of .PDF's that u could upload to 5 trillion different websites and whenever someone gives you a suggestion you just sling shit at them?

Edit: And yes, malware can be attached to .PDF

Hey slow poke do the thing about the slow poke. You're good at that. Slow poke.

#13 » Post by **ItchyVortex** » 18 Jun 2015 19:51

ItchyVortex wrote:and whenever someone gives you a suggestion you just sling shit at them?

#14 » Post by **kiril** » 18 Jun 2015 20:02

ItchyVortex wrote:
ItchyVortex wrote:and whenever someone gives you a suggestion you just sling shit at them?

It's actually pronounced being decent.

#15 » Post by **SyntaxError** » 19 Jun 2015 13:36

Well it looks like this thread has outlived its value since it's deteriorated into a trading of insults. Locking.

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