And you sped through Zul'Gurub like you owned the place, focused...intent...eyes on the prize...downing Hakkar so fast the entire raid was just a blur of jungle plants.
Molten Core? Please...just a 10-minute jaunt, littered with the bodies of core hounds in your wake.
And now...you want Arthas' head on a pike before you. You can taste it!
You're looking for a guild that reflects your commitment. Your sincerity. Your dedication. A guild that takes this game as seriously as you do.
The best, right?
The ultimate!!
...well, Sparky, THAT AIN'T US!
In fact, we aren't a lot of things.
We're not competitive, we're not out to be the best raiding guild, we don't pwn the BGs, we don't have weekly scheduled assaults against Stormwind, and when we enter an instance it takes us bloody ages...because we clear it. We take our time. We make sure everyone can loot, mine, pick, mill, drink, eat and look around to admire the scenery if they want. No tank 'n' spank, no loot 'n' scoot, no rush, no worries...no drama!
We're Darkside Cookies, and we take the game as seriously as our name...which is to say, not at all. It's a game, and we play to have fun! Isn't that the purpose of...you know...a game?
We're a fun, friendly, community-oriented guild of mature people who enjoy World of Warcraft for reasons as varied as its members. We're happy to go out of our way to help someone who's having difficulty with a quest, an NPC, in need of a gear run, whatever. We don't do battlegrounds or PvP as a guild, but if that's your thing, we'll gladly help you out if you need an extra person or if you have someone camping you.
Our main focus is having fun and making friends along the way. Does this sound like you? Then message Phaedra, Janda, Evan, or Vilna in-game to request an invitation to join! If we're not online at the time (we're typically online around 6pm - 11pm Pacific Time - US), send us an in-game email, and we'll look for you after we're crushing whatever mobs are trying to decorate the landscape with our entrails!
We have very simple rules. Basically, it's "don't be a jerk", but I suppose I should elaborate a bit, right? Okay, here goes:
1) Refrain from using profanity. Simple enough, right? Thank you.
2) DO NOT be disrespectful of another's gender, ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, age, or language skills (not everyone speaks English well).
3) HAVE FUN!
Guild Site: http://darksidecookies.shivtr.com
We have a tabard and 5 bank tabs and are currently recruiting for all (Horde) races, classes and professions. So, are you a hardcore raider who thinks everything is about gearscore? Well, that's nice (I suppose). But if you're just your average player who wants to have fun, enjoy the game, laugh at life's little "oops-es" and actually notice what color the walls are in an instance or raid, why not join a guild that wants to have this sort of fun right alongside you?
See you soon!
