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Abducted

#1 » Post by keez » 22 Apr 2014 18:49

I was chilling at the sewers on my lovely torch one night
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I went afk for a second to play some music.
When i got back to WoW I was no longer in the sewers...
I was in some white box-shaped room.
They didnt tell me who they are or why they summoned me there but I was really scared.
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They called it "the interrogation room".
These people wanted to know answers to many questions, some of those questions i could not answer.
The interrogation took hours and I was really exhausted and my spirit was almost broken.
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Finally after hours of answering their questions like
"Are you gay Keez?"
"Do you have a on crush Rehan like 90% of the server?"
"Is Rock a human being or really just a rock?"
"Would you marry Nye if she fixed class buggs?"
They decided my answers were not satisfying so one of them decided to punish me.
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The big white bear farted at me with burning fel fire blazing from his fluffy ass, the fire melted my totems, it was so stinky that I started to vomit.
As they were punishing me, a brave Blood Elf came to rescue me.
His name was Nyeriah.
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He was weilding two great swords and he started to cut the heads of the people that were harassing me.
After it was done and the people who abducted me were dead, he sent me back to my sewers torch where I fell asleep knowing that he will always protect me and keep me safe from the bad people.

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Re: Abducted

#2 » Post by jemboy » 22 Apr 2014 19:04

9/10
didn't include answers to questions

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Re: Abducted

#3 » Post by keez » 22 Apr 2014 19:05

hahaha, maybe next time :)

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Re: Abducted

#4 » Post by Polkic » 22 Apr 2014 19:06

Oh you got it all wrong, you wore chosen for lap dance by our top hot model Dymond, have you even checked her dress out? We will continue with this every month. May the odds be ever in your favor!
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Re: Abducted

#5 » Post by Nyeriah » 22 Apr 2014 19:12

Not fair, I had my eyes closed when that pic was taken :Ç

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Re: Abducted

#6 » Post by Blacklustersoldier » 22 Apr 2014 19:31

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Re: Abducted

#7 » Post by Arockalypse » 22 Apr 2014 19:36

keez wrote:"Do you have a on crush Rehan like 90% of the server?"
Oh wow 90%
please tell me where you got such statistics?
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Re: Abducted

#8 » Post by Polkic » 22 Apr 2014 19:42

.crush >PlayerName< It is still in testing phase.
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Re: Abducted

#9 » Post by marko1984 » 22 Apr 2014 22:09

Cool story bro xD
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Re: Abducted

#10 » Post by Dymond » 22 Apr 2014 22:30

haha that is awesome.. all except the Farting bear.. that was just.. gross. My nostrils are still burning.
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Re: Abducted

#11 » Post by Iniyam » 23 Apr 2014 03:32

Next time please increase your Particle Density so you can see Fiery Fart in its full effect.
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Re: Abducted

#12 » Post by keez » 23 Apr 2014 03:45

Iniyam wrote:Next time please increase your Particle Density so you can see Fiery Fart in its full effect.
Everything on graphics is on low for max fps in arena :)

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Re: Abducted

#13 » Post by Mythilogic » 02 May 2014 16:09

jemboy wrote:9/10
didn't include answers to questions
+1

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Re: Abducted

#14 » Post by Rehan » 02 May 2014 19:13

keez wrote: "Do you have a on crush Rehan like 90% of the server?"

Lol yeah right. If only I was half as lucky IRL..



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Re: Abducted

#15 » Post by Teal Deer » 02 May 2014 19:48

try being less judgemental and more understanding.
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