How to be pro at BGs
How to be pro at BGs
1. Roll Alliance
2. Roll a Ret Paladin
3. Learn to press 3 buttons in a rotation or if this is too complicated make a macro /castrandom
4. Now heres the tricky part. You need to learn a fourth button (this may take a long long time to grasp) make it Hammer of Justice
5. Now it gets extremely complicated. You need a FIFTH button with Repentance.
Be warned: the complexity of this may make your brain explode.
6. Name yourself Diryn or similar and /yell "everybody zerg" until you have 6 allies always helping you. Healers and other Ret Paladins preferred =)
7. Zerg more
8. Zerg more
9. Zerg more
10. Zerg more
11. In the event there are no fellow Allies to zerg more with use Bubble, LoH's, engineering boots until they return.
12. Zerg more
13. Zerg more
14. Zerg more
15. Zerg more
16. eat a cheese burger
17. zerg more while sleeping
18. Repeat steps 7 to 17
Congratulations, you are now pro at Battlegrounds. <(^_^)>
2. Roll a Ret Paladin
3. Learn to press 3 buttons in a rotation or if this is too complicated make a macro /castrandom
4. Now heres the tricky part. You need to learn a fourth button (this may take a long long time to grasp) make it Hammer of Justice
5. Now it gets extremely complicated. You need a FIFTH button with Repentance.
Be warned: the complexity of this may make your brain explode.
6. Name yourself Diryn or similar and /yell "everybody zerg" until you have 6 allies always helping you. Healers and other Ret Paladins preferred =)
7. Zerg more
8. Zerg more
9. Zerg more
10. Zerg more
11. In the event there are no fellow Allies to zerg more with use Bubble, LoH's, engineering boots until they return.
12. Zerg more
13. Zerg more
14. Zerg more
15. Zerg more
16. eat a cheese burger
17. zerg more while sleeping
18. Repeat steps 7 to 17
Congratulations, you are now pro at Battlegrounds. <(^_^)>
Last edited by jamhead on 18 Nov 2011 20:01, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: How to be pro at BGs
Just thought I'd share wisdom to all the players about the hardest and most complex but effective way to be one of the best WoW players of all time ^^
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Re: How to be pro at BGs
You forgot: you have to zerg the one druid named Jamhead. Not just anyone.
Also, this:
1. Run in and cast whatever spell
2. Faceroll keyboard
3. Stun
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!!!
Also, this:
1. Run in and cast whatever spell
2. Faceroll keyboard
3. Stun
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!!!
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Re: How to be pro at BGs
Bonus if you zerg Jamdod also =D
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Re: How to be pro at BGs
come on Jam , diryn is a very good paladin imo , one of the few good ones in the server , it's not his fault that u were at the wrong place at the wrong time .
About zerging , same goes for the horde , I get zerged tons of times , and rarely get a chance to be 1v1 , that's really frustrating , but it's a BG , so I have to live with it .
Being in a zerg and killing someone doesn't make one good or bad , and vice versa .
/cheer m8
About zerging , same goes for the horde , I get zerged tons of times , and rarely get a chance to be 1v1 , that's really frustrating , but it's a BG , so I have to live with it .
Being in a zerg and killing someone doesn't make one good or bad , and vice versa .
/cheer m8
Re: How to be pro at BGs
Agree, ALWAYS being in a zerg makes one good or bad.Shlavenzo wrote: Being in a zerg and killing someone doesn't make one good or bad , and vice versa .
8
Diryn is very good at zerging but really even in arena its just the same damn thing... super ret damage, spam two ccs and ontop of that Polymorph (with 10 second DR bug)
sigh, least Whatchya isn't as stupid as Neji and knows how to deal with it so we beat 'em.
BGs are just getting really dull and boring these days. Its just not fun and neither side can be skillful when one side has someone making the whole team zerg... just about who has the superior GS.
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Re: How to be pro at BGs
How to be pro at Frost mage
1. Roll Alliance
2. Roll a Frost Mage
3. Learn to press three buttons (polymorph:turtle, polymorph:pussycat, polymorph: pig)
4. Now heres the tricky part. You need to learn a fourth button (this may take a long long time to grasp) make it polymorph:rabbit
5. Now it gets extremely complicated. You need a FIFTH button with macro: /rofl /mock /chicken /taunt
Be warned: the complexity of this may make your brain explode.
6. Name yourself Tassadar or similar and /yell "me endgame" until you have 6 allies always trolling you. Intervention, Merkava, Never, and Shlavenzo preferred =)
7. Poly more
8. Poly more
9. Poly more
10. Poly more
11. In the event there are no fellow Allies to zerg more with use ice block, invisibility, poly then /chicken naabs until they return.
12. Poly more
13. Poly more
14. Poly more
15. Poly more
16. eat a cheese burger
17. Poly more while sleeping
18. Repeat steps 7 to 17
Oh I love frost mage - such an easy class like retri pala
1. Roll Alliance
2. Roll a Frost Mage
3. Learn to press three buttons (polymorph:turtle, polymorph:pussycat, polymorph: pig)
4. Now heres the tricky part. You need to learn a fourth button (this may take a long long time to grasp) make it polymorph:rabbit
5. Now it gets extremely complicated. You need a FIFTH button with macro: /rofl /mock /chicken /taunt
Be warned: the complexity of this may make your brain explode.
6. Name yourself Tassadar or similar and /yell "me endgame" until you have 6 allies always trolling you. Intervention, Merkava, Never, and Shlavenzo preferred =)
7. Poly more
8. Poly more
9. Poly more
10. Poly more
11. In the event there are no fellow Allies to zerg more with use ice block, invisibility, poly then /chicken naabs until they return.
12. Poly more
13. Poly more
14. Poly more
15. Poly more
16. eat a cheese burger
17. Poly more while sleeping
18. Repeat steps 7 to 17
Oh I love frost mage - such an easy class like retri pala
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Re: How to be pro at BGs
+1 interwebs to Tassadar
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Btw, this topic, although mainly aimed at Diryn, is really just to say:
Every single bg being a zerg is getting old really fast. Please just play properly ><
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Btw, this topic, although mainly aimed at Diryn, is really just to say:
Every single bg being a zerg is getting old really fast. Please just play properly ><
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Re: How to be pro at BGs
isn't it like the same for every class? only thing that requires skill is gemming/enchanting
Re: How to be pro at BGs
in zergs yeah, 0 skill whatever you playMmeko wrote:isn't it like the same for every class? only thing that requires skill is gemming/enchanting
else: some classes do namely Druids =D (except pve boomkin lol)
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Re: How to be pro at BGs
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, they're zerging everybody out there.
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