I know I've been playing a lot less than I used to, however I did not forget about you guys. Here is a little something I pulled a long time ago from Divinity forums. Now, I know this kind of stuff grows like mushrooms on every forum, but this very person occupies a special part in everyone's hearts. I will still edit out his name, in order not to sound like an attempt to flame a poor little innocent soul.
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Status: REJECTED (Application incomplete)
Submitted on: Jul 20, 2016 at 11:25 AM
Divinity Application Form
Race and Class
Orc Warrior
Do you apply for the Horde side of Divinity Or Alliance?
Horde
Which country are you from?
france
Why Divinity?
beucase i want to geared and guild the divinty is very nice
If you had one on Truewow, which was your previous guild and race?
the divinty race orc
What is your Main Spec?
proct
If you are a DPS then how much DPS can you pull inside ICC?
good
Mention Few basic rotation abilties of your class to pull heavy damage/healing(based on your main spec) inside ICC
i play in use with dps and tank
What is your Current GS?
my gs dps pve 5.7 and dps pvp 5.8 and tank 5.7
What Addons do you use for Raiding?
i use my [Swift Red Wind Rider] and [Bronze Drake] in flying i have full raiding
What is Diminishing Returns and How does it effects in Game?
idk
What are you supposed to hide from while hiding behind Tombs at the Sindragosa Encounter?
sindragosa you need to run frost sindragosa
What is Unchained Magic and what are you supposed to do when you have It?
i taunut him
If you lag at the Sindragosa encounter when people are about to be beaconed, what should you do?
i taunt him and take him with big aggro
What are your responsibilities as Ranged DPS at Blood Prince Council?
goood aggroo
What is difference between BPC Normal and BPC HC Mode?
bfc hc is better and is hardest
Explain the basic things you should keep in mind for the Blood Queen encounter.
yes
Describe both Oozes at PP encounter, What they do and How are you supposed to deal with them?
i taunt and take him with big damage
How are you supposed to deal with Choking Gas Bombs?
tauting
What is the difference between PP 25 HC and 10 HC Mode? How are you supposed to handle that difference?
pp25 is better and he is first hard
What is Necrotic Plague and what are you Supposed to do when you have It?
i taunt and take it with big aggro
What are you supposed to do when you have Shadow Trap on you? In which mode and Boss of ICC it is cast on you?
i run
What are you supposed to do when Defile is on you or near you?
i taunt him
What is the movement Path of Val'kyr Shadowguard? How can you make all 3 Val'kyr Shadowguard move in same direction?
yes
Which Slowing ability are you supposed to use on Val'kyr Shadowguard based on your class? and What are you supposed to do Incase you are the picked up player and it drops you off the edge ?
yes
What are you supposed to do Inside Frostmourne In Normal and HC Mode?
frostmoure is better in hc
What are you supposed to do when Vile Spirits are cast and they are following you?
i kill him
Incase you are tank , How are you supposed to Tank Baltharus the Warborn?
i taunt and take it with big big agro and i have big defence
What is Fiery Combustion and Soul Consumption? What is the difference between them and How are you supposed to manage it?
i dk
What is the difference between All 3 Phases of Halion Encounter?
beucause healion is very good
What is Corporeality? And How are we supposed to manage it?
yes i kill him
What is the Difference between RS Normal and HC Mode apart from Damage increase.?
rs hc is need better gs and layer know tastics
Enjoy, and I wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy and succesfull new year.
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 13:24
by Deim
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 14:34
by warangels
Poor him
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 14:46
by Fastor
Naah, mine was way better, lm sad that they deleted it instead just holding on reject.
Then again l was actually asked by few people to go to Div since they started disliking way raiding was going, you on other hand just wanted to make fun off guild.
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 19:55
by Kniteknite
yes and Merry Christmas to You, and a Happy new Year as well (with big big agro and taunuts)
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 20:10
by Dysphoria
I taunt him with big aggro!
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 20:26
by Arockalypse
yes.
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 20:30
by Royo
Not my kind of humor, but thanks for thinking of us nonetheless. Merry Christmas to you too!
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 20:50
by Brennus
Yes, hc is better.
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 21:21
by Nyeriah
It wasn't funny the first two times, maybe the third will do. Merry Christmas
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 22 Dec 2016 20:13
by Floss
This made me look for my own App just for lols (when the forum was just made) :
Race and Class
Night Elf Rogue
What is Necrotic Plague and What are you Supposed to do when you have It?
Separate OT from raid and have infected nubs run towards him to dispelle haha.
What Addons do you use for Raiding?
What is Addon?
What is Unchained Magic and what are you supposed to do when you have It?
i'm melee not rdps
How are you supposed to deal Chokking Gas Bombs?
Move away from flasks.
What are your responsibilities as Ranged dps at Blood Prince Council?
ask rdps
What are you supposed to do When Defile is on you or Near you?
run and spam it at all raid , then wait for raid rage
Explain Basic things you should keep in mind for the encounter of BLood Queen.
she is hotter than lady deathwhisper? Describe both Oozes at PP encounter, What they do and How are you supposed to deal with them?
oh cmon, i'm tired of this shit
What is your Current GS?
6152
What is your Main spec?
Sub pvp ftw
How much Dps you can Pull Inside ICC?
16-17 at DBS
How much Time you can give to Raiding?
depends.
What Time Or Days you can Give for Raiding?
changes all the time
What are you supposed to Hide from While Hiding behind Tombs at Sindy Encounter?
bombs? duh . fail question buddy :S
Incase you Lagg at Sindragosa Encounter where People are about to be Beaconed what will you do?
alt f4 or kick the pc and throw it out of the window
What is Raiding about?
Gear Hunt
Do you take Raiding Serious?
No
What else you usually do while Raiding?
Watch T.V.
How many Classes are you aware of?
1-2
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 23 Dec 2016 15:18
by Dysphoria
This questions.... I get strong urge to punch in the face author of this bullshit.
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 27 Dec 2016 10:53
by Eronox
Dysphoria wrote:This questions.... I get strong urge to punch in the face author of this bullshit.
+1
Re: My gift for Christmas to the community
Posted: 27 Dec 2016 13:15
by Rohit
Its still not funny, wasn't then and isn't now. The poor guy doesn't speak English and also I believe he's 11-12 years old. So cut him some slack.
and Merry Christmas to You, and a Happy new Year as well (with big big agro and taunuts)